Wake up babe, Anatidaddy made a new religion

Info stuff

i haven't thought of a name yet

History:

-Humanity finds god in space
-Humanity also finds all the other gods from most major religions
-Humanity discovers that the "gods" are fake
-Humanity finds out that the "gods" only made the religions to fight each other
-The public is outraged
-Leaders of Humanity decide to create new gods to replace the old ones
-Our original Sun, Planets, Asteroid belt, and Kuiper belt were destroyed for materials
-Each celestial object was turned into a massive diety and each asteroid was turned into a warrior
-Old gods killed or something

TL;DR

Virtues

Loving all
Helping others
Independence
Loyalty
Contribution to society

Sins

Rejecting others, especially loved ones
Being an asshole
Letting outer forces control you
Being a S**T
Being an incel

for more info on the fourth sin, go to rick and morty s4 e4

Deities

Each deity was made out of a celestial object within our solar system

Sun - The Archgod
Domain: Justice, Karma, Law

Mercury - The runt
Domain: Family, Friendship, Companionship

Venus - The Beaut
Domain: Love, Beauty, Satisfaction

Earth - The Scientist
Domain: Curiosity, Choice, Free will

Mars - The Promise
Domain: Time, Hope, Desire

Jupiter - The Father
Domain: Fatherhood, Strength, Courage

Saturn - The Mother
Domain: Motherhood, Kindness, Elegance

Uranus - The Entertainer
Domain: Fun, Comedy, Tomfoolery

Neptune - The Outcast
Domain: Privacy, Intelligence, Fear

Many people pray to Protectors, bots made out of asteroids or comets that guard families from danger.

Bots made of Dwarf planets are in charge of them.

Other bots were made to enforce the virtues and sins

Io: Adultery
Titan: Control
Phobos: Loyalty
Titania: Douchbaggery
Triton: Laziness
Luna: Kindness

is "control" supposed to be good or bad? Titan is my favourite moon, just asking lol

it's the independence virtue

ah thanks

np

What happened to earth's moon?

Became a general

ok

What happens when you die?

For millennia, reapers and travelers capture souls that have perished for every reason and brought to the safety of the old gods. Now Protectors bring deceased souls to one of three gods

Who you meet when you die

If you commit 25%+ more virtues than sins, you get eternal pleasure or something

If you commit 25%+ more sins than virtues, you get eternal damnation