Pov: Your oc sees this at 2 am

Supernova: (yawn) I wake up and go downstairs to see this?

…step away from the jar.

Lay: im just gonna eat peanut butter in the corner

Supernova: Augh… just… don’t be too loud.

Lay: ok

Supernova: …zzz…

-3 hours later-

…whuh… are you still eating peanut butter?

Lay: yea

Lay: No

Supernova: Okay… I won’t tell anyone about this if you get me some of those vanilla wafers…

Lay: No

*scurries away with the peanut butter*

Supernova: (creates a portal and appears in front of Lay)
Don’t make me beat you with… (looks for scythe) uhh… a slipper.

Lay: Nuh uh

Supernova: Y’know what?
…fine. It’s too early for this.

(creates another portal upstairs and goes to bed)

Lay: *follows him*

Supernova: …what is it? Can’t you just let me sleep?

Lay: can I join you, there's a new cat at my house

Supernova: There’s a new cat there? I mean, as long as you just let me sleep, you can stay…

Astra, who was getting some mint chocolate chip ice cream: ... I won't ask if you don't.

Lay: if you give me some of yours

Astra: oke
*She gives him a scoop*

Ove: isn't chocolate deadly for cats?

Astra: if he can eat soap I doubt chocolate will hurt him

*Lay fudging dies*

Ove: (must... not... say... "Told you so"...)

Astra: >:(

Lay: Thanks

*falls down the stairs

Astra: ... I didn't even know there were stairs there

Lay: yea me and ove are laying Minecraft downstairs

Dynamo: Who are you, how did you get into our mansion, and why are you taking our croquaint? (Never heard of it really)

Lay: yes

(wait have you never ate peanut butter before)

Dynamo: That doesn't answer my questions. But it doesn't matter, hand over the jar or there will be consequences.

(I've had peanut butter, I just haven't heard of that brand before. Probably bc I'm british or something)

Lay: no

(croquaint is French for crunchy, Kraft is the brand)

Dynamo: You're lucky today. You didn't choose death, you chose injuries. (Suddenly, his hands catch on fire and he shoots fireballs at Lay) We're both lucky that my mansion is fireproof. But there's one thing you haven't realised. We're in space.

(Nah, never heard of it)

Lay: ok

Dynamo: (Shoots more fireballs, but misses)

Lay: don't try, I have plot armour

Dynamo: Damn, I forgor... Oh well, guess I have to do this! (He lunges to Lay and tries to grab the jar from him)

Lay: no

Better than soap at least

Blook: "If you and Ove are Minecrafting then LEMME JOIN❗❗❗❗❗❗"

*Tf2 OST "More Gun" starts playing*

Essy: so I heard you were stealing my peanut butter.

*cocks a shotgun*

Lay: ill pay you back

Essy: hey look buddy, I'm an engineer.
That means I solve problems.
Problems like how to stop people stealing things of value to you. Those "things of value" to me, are my jars of peanut butter.

*A TF2 looking sentry appears from the shadows*

Lay: Oh

I understand

Essy: put the jar back.

Lay: ok

*replaces it with a jam jar*

*he feels the barrel of a shotgun against his head*

Lay: *puts jar back*