"Has a fursona": Baxter.
"Draws fursonas": RuffusBleu and Don Coyle to name a couple.
"'I'm not a furry'": I only say that ironically as stated in the image. I use this snowclone in a variety of situations as well.
"Supports furries": Why wouldn't I?
"Bi": I might be dumb, but I think being gay is more specific than being bi. Being bi means you're attracted to any gender including your own. Correct me if I'm wrong.
"Has a fursuit": My family's broke, so I've never bothered to think of making one even if I envisioned myself in one. And where would I hide my fursuit-in-progress? It's life-sized, so, obviously, my parents are bound to see it, and I suspect they'll decry me for it.
"Pan": Never deepthroated a pan.
"Says UwU/OwO a lot": Even when I speak colloquially, I do not speak that lowly. I have a f**kton of essays to write.
"Gay": I just started admitting it. I'm a godf**kindamn boykisser.
"Has furry friends": Hear me out. I've once had a classmate in my sophomore year commision me $1 to draw her a fursona of any kind as speculation of what fursona they'd have. Still, this doesn't mean they're definitely a furry. I also have a friend who I try so hard to tease into becoming a furry; I've even sent a ref sheet of what I think could be their fursona (ref sheet on Tumblr), and this guy's name means "dog" in Hebrew (which is what I bring up when the time is right). Even so, he's still not succumbing to my efforts. So, overall, I don't have any IRL.
"Parents do(n't) support/'Came out' as furry": I suspect they won't approve, but I don't know because I never came out as a furry.
"Lesbian": I don't know if this means NMLNM, as opposed to MLM, but that's pretty much the proof I need to affirm that I'm far from one.
"Makes furry comics": I've made only one as a tribute to this one kid in the church camp last year. This bro chugged a bottle of Black Rifle at 1 in the fricking morning and kept the entire boys dorm on fire for shitty reasons. So in this comic, I drew Baxter just drinking a simple coffee, which made him undergo a macro/muscle growth sequence like to hell I wouldn't. I've only posted it in a few Discord servers and never made another one because I LACK MOTIVATION.
"Taken": wtf does that mean?
"Single": I'm 17. Nuff said.
"Went to a furry convention": I wish. But like I said, my family's broke and I don't bother revealing I'm a furry.
"Has met furry YouTubers": Same as above.
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