Ove: swearing is bad! Rizu: I raised that boy.

Astra: OVE NO NOT YOU TOO!!!

I'll never be safe...

Ove: oh you'll be fine, you never swear anyway...

Astra: you sure about that?

Ove: well, barely.

Astra: you shouldn't listen to rizu too much. She means well, but her method is a bit...

Brutal.

Ove: but she's so sweet to me...

Astra: she is sweet. Well, until you swear in front of her.

Ove: well don't swear and I'll be the same wholesum boi I usually am.

Astra: I can't even say crap or damn without a bar of soap flying at my face.

Those ones aren't even that bad!

*soap flies towards Astra’s face*

Ove: *grabs it* no
minor bad words are ok

Ove: ...
Well I'm fine with those words.

*Astra gets hit in the face with a bar of soap*

Astra: ... Clearly rizu isn't. And if you thought that was bad, you should see what happens if I say a REAL swear word.

Ove: I'll protect you if you say a minor word, ok?

Astra: oke

Ove: but don't say any beeg swears
Don't do that and I'll remain your personal walking plushie :)

Rizu: Good boi

Lay: FU-

*soap goes at Lay in the speed of light*

Lay: *nomp*

Rizu: *impales Lay with a Christmas tree*

Lay: Tis’ the season

Ove: *hug her*
Now I have a third mother (of sorts)

Rizu: *headpats ove*

Ove: *snuggles da Rizu*
You're so nice to me :)

Rizu: :D

Ove: your kindness is probably on par with say, Astra, and well... Y'know I have a crush on her..

(Except if I swear, obviously)

Rizu: yeah its quite obvious you have a crush on Astra haha

Ove: *blushes a bit*

Say... You live with her, any idea on something I could do to maybe impress her?

Rizu: I don't actually live with her, I live in Andromeda

Ove: well you spend much more time with her than I do.

Rizu: true, I'm not actually sure however

Eggy x Rizu confirmed???

No.

Rizu: *headpats ove* honestly you remind me of my little brother

Lay: FU-

The soap about to be rammed down his throat at 97 miles per hour:

Lay who like soap:

The soap about to be rammed up his a-hole at 97 miles per hour:

Lay who no cause thats cursed:

F**K

Rizu: *grabs by the throat*

Shit *grabbing at her hands*

Rizu: *grabs a bar of soap and shoves it down their throat*

Could you let go of my throat now?

Rizu: shush you have soap in your throat you can't talk

I'm a ghost tho, which kinda makes me question how you started choking me in the first place but ✨️reasons✨️ I guess

Supernova: Ah, damn it, she taught him her ways.

Rizu: