He doesn't know that he's about to get swarmed by kids

Every single cat child:

sylceon: IS THAT SANTA CLAUS

Eggy: I am Santa now

sylc: ok then give me a jar and jotaro action figu-

Eggy: ok?

sylc: REALLY ??

Eggy: sure...

sylc: LETS F**KING GOOOO

Oh wait I forgot about inku

Eggy: COLLECTOR HELP ME-
*The kids start swarming and he is getting pulled into the P I L E*

*collector grabs Eggy's hand and pulls him out nearly effortlessly*

Collector: get a hold of yourselves! Do you even realize what you're doing?

The kids: :(

The mall Santa watching his lap be flooded with diarrhea

Rizu isn’t there because she is Celebrating a different holiday in andromeda that’s similar to Christmas