Laddies, lasses, and lassos

What about “Hello bitches and bastards” I think while they used to be gendered they’re now all inclusive

yeah:)

Ladies, gentlemen and those who do not care for such things

😂

Hiya, cowards.

MY FAV

Hello cowards

And also, hello motherf**kers

If all else fails
Hello, guys, gals, and genderqueer pals

yeah