Essy: hehehehe I'm a menace

Astra: I'm honestly surprised you didn't agree to that.

*She pulls out her spear but doesn't extend one of the blades so the end is blunt*

Let the poking commence

Essy: you can beat me up if you want, but you must follow the tradition!

Ove: ...
I would kinda like that but... NEVER!!!!

Astra: *vigorously pokes essy*

Essy: worth it

Astra: *knocks essy down*

Essy: aha! *She lands on their heads and clonks their heads together so that they actually kiss*

MUAHAHAHAHA *runs off*

Astra: GET BACK HERE BEFORE I TELL EGGY-
*She's already gone*

Astra: *sigh* ... You ok, ove? You just got hit in the face with solid omega alloy.

Ove (blushing out of his mind): um...
Y-yeah. I'd be lying if I said it didn't feel a little bit good.

Y'know, I love my sister... But I really hate my sister.

Astra: me too (to the second part)

Ove: you hate your sisters????

Astra: no I hate essy. Well, sometimes.

Ove: That was a joke.

Astra: :/

*Cracks knuckles*
Alright, I’ll break into a bank… loud

Ove: huh? I don't get it...

(It is it a Payday reference?)

*5 minutes later I return in a white van with stacks of gold*
(Yes)

Meanwhile, Inky Pearl is in an Inkperial soldier bunk room wishing she could spend Christmas at Collector’s house

Would you want her to get broken out?

Not yet

ok

Inkperial Supernova: Christmas is not real. The only God is the Exotic Creator. Hail the Inkpire.

IP: wha… of course it's real

(supernova is wearing the mind control goggles)

(IP isn't for plot reasons)

Lay: Lmao imagine not being broken out already

wait

no thats in the future

hail inkpire?

Inkperial Supernova: jesus christ i hate pretending to like these fugging space terrorists

Lay: Ye- *they both get shot up by inkperial forces*

just like my school!

wow!