Ove: SUCCESS!!!! I think.

Dude I forgot to turn on my xbox last night, dang

My xbox literally turning on at night randomly and giving me the biggest heart attack of my life:

Don't you mean off?
(Idk I don't use an Xbox.)

autocorrect

Ove: rizz 🙂👍

Astra: although it's funny I've actually been feeling close to overheating with everything that's been going on lately.

Especially with that message from data...

Ove: I hope she is able to escape and get better... *He hugs Astra to comfort her*

Astra: it's ok, she'll probably figure out how to drive him insane as long as she's still in the same body as him.

Ove: I know but I'm still worried...
*He cuddles Astra some more*
I know how strong your sister is, but I also know how strong EC is...

Astra: if he tries to transfer her into something else she'll just jump into a different system and cause chaos. So he'll either go insane or lose an entire fleet due to self destruct

Ove: I'm still worried...
*Hugs some more bc now he needs a bit of support*

*Astra hugs back*

*Ove drags Astra around in a hug for a little while*

Essy: Why are you carrying around Astra like she's a plushie?

Ove: she's my emotional support robot

Astra: ye

Essy: awwwwww adorable

*Ove just sorta latches on in a hug, he's wrapped around her torso*

That same XboX right now:

Ove: *negates it bc yes*

*Reddit Cam overrides all of the effects Eggy_Nog has and removes Ove's ability to feel love. Manually.*

I'm a writer so he has no power

*Ove feels it anyway*

Ove: give me a chance and that Xbox wouldn't be the only thing overheating like crazy... /hj

Reddit Cam: У вас серьезная проблема

Ove: Yes I do.
And I'm not gonna hide it!

Ove: Nuh uh!

*Reddit Cam grabs Ove and proceeds to drag him all the way to the Gulag.*

*he leaves*

*Reddit Cam executes Ove with a point-blank shotgun blast, and he's dead for good.*

*Nuh uh*

Ove: you do realize shotguns are nothing compared to things like the shell of an egg demigod?

*Reddit Cam switches to a tool gun and erases Ove from existence.*