my throaty hurty but i got tested and dont have strep sooo

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The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

AAHAHAH

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

big mood

Brock: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
Brock: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
Brock: ...
Brock: Never mind.

*slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

I think my guardian angel drinks.

no fr same

Me, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McF**k here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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