Add yourself

no

I’d be the one ranting about how marriage is a financial pit for men and it traps them into a life of misery and will most likely end in divorce where they lose half of their wealth to someone that hates their guts.

I don’t know if that’s on there.

it's the guy reading from a book in the top

That’s the pastor dude.

exactly, you're basically reading a sermon

I’d be the piano guy