I want people to tear my clothes off and put their mouths on my genitals, but no way I'm doing that to other people unless a bunch of conditions are met beforehand. Not trying to end up on the sex offender registry.
I am a fan of reflecting people's conduct back at them though. If someone is a dick, according to the golden rule it's because they want to be treated like a dick. And if they think they can be a dick and still be treated with courtesy, they really deserve to be treated like a dick.