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okay bro we cant do this kinda thing or they'll never seeus as human being with rights who deserves to live…

Im not joining the furry fandom, however u can join the roasted fandom cuz:
Ur so fat u fall on both sides of the bed
Ur so fat that when ur jumping on a trampoline people think theres a mass shooting
Ur so ugly that when u went to an ugliness competition they said "no proffesionals allowed"
Ur so short that when u fart ur the first one to smell it
Ur so poor that when u went to Africa u thought it was Dubai
Ur so slow that u set a 3hr tumer whenu take a piss

Ur so short u trip on other peoples shoe laces
Ur so slow that when people film u running they use slow motion
Ur so dumb u thought a drilling machine was a portal gun
Ur so ugly people mistake u for a cockroach
Ur so dumb that u couldnt pass kindergarten

*They use time lapse

lol

Best roast I have heard in weeks

Nah I don't think so bro

I’m furry but, bro…. you can’t force people to be furries..

delete your real life account immediately.

dang bro ☠☠☠☠

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The guns not even loaded

Dude, if you force someone who doesn’t wanna do this, this is gonna count as a criminal coercion.

For once you’re actually right :|

no.

Riot shield:

The bullet would just go through

no it wont

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I rather die

[image deleted] bro wtf