uwunium

Im not joining the furry fandom, however u can join the roasted fandom cuz:
Ur so fat u fall on both sides of the bed
Ur so fat that when ur jumping on a trampoline people think theres a mass shooting
Ur so ugly that when u went to an ugliness competition they said "no proffesionals allowed"
Ur so short that when u fart ur the first one to smell it
Ur so poor that when u went to Africa u thought it was Dubai
Ur so slow that u set a 3hr tumer whenu take a piss

Ur so short u trip on other peoples shoe laces
Ur so slow that when people film u running they use slow motion
Ur so dumb u thought a drilling machine was a portal gun
Ur so ugly people mistake u for a cockroach
Ur so dumb that u couldnt pass kindergarten

*They use time lapse

I’m furry but, bro…. you can’t force people to be furries..

The guns not even loaded

Dude, if you force someone who doesn’t wanna do this, this is gonna count as a criminal coercion.

For once you’re actually right :|

no.

Riot shield:

The bullet would just go through

no it wont

I rather die

bro wtf

delete your real life account immediately.