True story, it turned out to be my dads grill pan

WHEN THERE’S A MEGA COLD FRONT ROLLING THRU YOUR SOUTHERN STATE, AND IT’S DRY LIKE ALWAYS (NO SNOW); BUT THEN THE POOL PUMP EXPLODED FROM ICE AND YOU NOW HAVE A FULLY ICED STEEP HILL IN UR BACKYARD + SOME RANDOM LONG PIECE OF METAL.