(good ending: the cops watch the footage and find everything out, the kid is pardoned and set free with some compensation, and the cops come back to break in and arrest willy and he gets several life sentences)

This also belongs in dark humor!

Big brain move
But they didn't die
The one kid ate to much chocolate
Another became a blue gymnast
Another became a pro basketball player
And the last one just needed to take a bath

Wonka can't get away with this 💀

Jesus
That's dark

wtf does he mean candy 🤨🤨🤨