Trust me, he would.

Supernova: …just be thankful everyone involved with the bombing will be rotting in Hell for all eternity after they’re dead.

Inky Pearl:

Supernova: …i’m just hoping you weren’t actively trying to get Stickmanian bombed.

IP: I WAS DRAFTED ITS NOT LIKE I HAD A CHOICE

Supernova: It’s honestly OK. Me, plus a shit ton of other people, are just there because we were being controlled.

IP: yeah, Thankfully me and two other guys were trusted enough to not be controlled. Honestly I'd rather not be in the same situation as Flutter…

Supernova: I honestly don’t know how I got freed… all I remember is this guy with a black mask, hood and goggles leading me out of there, then he like, got shot a bunch of times and f**king died, although he’s probably going to come back to life next week. I just opened a portal out of there lmao

IP: *war flashbacks*

Supernova: You good?

IP: So much blood… so much death… *trauma*

Supernova: Yeah, everyone in the war has experienced something like that. I’ve seen lots of wars in my comically long lifetime, and none were as bad as this. (holds up picture of cute puppy) Think about this instead.

IP: :O pupper

Rizu: …
I'm weirdly interested in how to impale someone with a Christmas tree

Collector: don't you have a spear for that?

Rizu: yeah
Your point?

Collector: fair enough.

*Cracks knuckles*

watch and learn

Rizu: *grabs popcorn*

*collector picks up the Christmas tree and yeets it through sagi's chest*

Collector: although you may not be able to throw it, you'll most likely be able to pierce with it.

Rizu: trees really are weapons :O

Collector: most of the piercing is done by the topper, the tree itself just widens the hole.

Rizu: *takes notes*

Edgyhead: he's already been defeated before by me but okay

Collector: we don't talk about edgy no no no

Edgyhead: *strangles him*

Do NOT sing that wretched song again or I'll take over the Inkperials myself and make your life a living HELL.

Rizu: honestly I would've done the same thing if I were tall enough (/hj), that song SUCKS

Collector: eh, you wouldn't be making it much worse. I have to take care of three teenagers with magic powers

Edgyhead: oh?

Then I'll TEAR THEM APART IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!

Lay: Dang

At least Christmas trees aren’t lethal

Sagi: You fool! I have been trained in your arts by… wait this is making me sound like General grevious

Collector: maybe it's because you are.

*Yeets the Christmas tree at sagi's chest*

*Sagi grabs the tree and snaps it in half*

*collector picks up the pointier half and tries to stab sagi with it*

*Sagi folds Collector like a lawn chair by throwing hands*

???

(Sagi beat the shit out of Collector by close quarters unarmed combat)

Buh

Rizu: maybe is because you are just a Walmart version of him

Collector:

Rizu:

I can imagine he just grabs the christmas tree with one hand like a big ass sword

same tbh

I should draw this sometime

That would be rlly cool and I'd love to see it

unfortunately, I have no idea what Collector looks like

Oh, he's in some of Dr Evilish's posts

its account diving time

real

found it! i'll get drawing at home

ooh, can't wait to see it