Nahhh ☠️

i'm dead and my girlfriend is not even born

Oh

he trying to be mario fr

Blud thinks he's Mario

he don't even gotta stache

Mario without any of his characteristics...

hes just a 5'6 white male with no wife to go home to. :(

At least I'm taller than him...

Lmao

I'm 64 and my girlfriend is 5

3, 4, or 5

I love ur username XD

:3>

Gays gonna gay
*best username i ever heard

nice pfp

who?

you

thanks bro, you too

relatable.

First off, I sleep half naked.
Second, I sleep halfway off the bed.
Third, I always have my cat curled up next to me (I use my blanket to cover, I'm not sus)
Fourth, I use 4, 5, 11, and 17
Fifth, What the actual f**k is that comment bruv

I sleep fully naked

Oop

I'm surprised nobody else has said "Like shit"

(I made this)

He forgot to say “Wait no-“

Yeah...

Sometimes, I sleep a random number from these.

we may need some context with that...

Lol

14 doing the "heehee!"

I'm number three

Whoever sleeps as 15 and 16 needs to be killed

Oop

I'd be 2 and 4

Fair enough

EDP lore

Jeffrey lore

Disney age gaps be like

Real

HUH

age?

Hmm?