Nahhh ☠️

i'm dead and my girlfriend is not even born

Oh

he trying to be mario fr

Lmao

Blud thinks he's Mario

he don't even gotta stache

Mario without any of his characteristics...

hes just a 5'6 white male with no wife to go home to. :(

At least I'm taller than him...

I'm 64 and my girlfriend is 5

3, 4, or 5

I love ur username XD

:3>

Gays gonna gay
*best username i ever heard

nice pfp

who?

you

thanks bro, you too

I'm surprised nobody else has said "Like shit"

He forgot to say “Wait no-“

Yeah...

(I made this)

First off, I sleep half naked.
Second, I sleep halfway off the bed.
Third, I always have my cat curled up next to me (I use my blanket to cover, I'm not sus)
Fourth, I use 4, 5, 11, and 17
Fifth, What the actual f**k is that comment bruv

I sleep fully naked

Oop

relatable.

HUH

I'm number three

she's 1 month she's 2 months she's 3 months...

14 doing the "heehee!"

Theyre 2 theyre 4 theyre 6 theyre 8

THOMAS THE DANK ENGINE

shunting trucks and hauling freight

Red and green and brown and blue

their a very usefull crew!

OHHHHHHHHH HELL NAH

LMAO

I vary between 5, 6, and 9

Fair enough

all 18

Oop