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November 20th, 1942
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Elusive, mysterious and incoherent Scorpio is one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. Scorpio is a fecal matter sign that uses shit for brains, cultivating fabricated speeches through both plagiarism and unseen realms. In fact, Scorpio derives its extraordinary bullshit stories from its pathological lying abilities, which is what makes this sign one of the most bizarre, and embarrassing signs of the zodiac.