Hi I’m sleepy again

When I was a kid I was really into Alien X from Ben 10, so I innocently googled “Alien X Videos”

So
What were the results

A ruined childhood and an appreciation for rawdogging

hes just like me fr

Faked a signature for one year
Or running away

when I was 2 I licked all of the poles in the hot tub at this resort in Hawaii (turtle beach on kauai or oahu), and i spent the whole night throwing up...

when I was 6 i thought it would be a good idea to pull all of the books down from the shelves onto the floor to hide underneath the pile of them...

when I was 8 I tried putting an air mattress on top of 2 skateboards and riding it into the road

when I was 11 we were doing this science experiment involving toasted marshmallows, so since we were working in the hallway, me and my friend started throwing marshmallows off of the 20ft banister onto people, and it landed in this girl's hair...

and the list goes on...

Wait
Why were you licking poles in the first place

Thought a rock in the lake water was a snake

sniff flour 💀

Pathetic

Abt 3 years ago when I was 10 me and my friend rode a tricycle down a very steep hill. I was dragging behind clutching a chain and wearing rollerblades and he was riding the tricycle. Neither of us were wearing any kind of protection other than our T-shirts, shorts, and flip flops.

After a while his little sister came and got in our way thinking we would swerve or hit the breaks. The brakes on that tricycle didn’t work and we were going to crash into her and we did. She fell over and hit her head against the pavement, skinned her knee, and got a bruise. Pathetic compared to what we had.

there was this one time i wanted to make a potion
so I ran outside, got some sand and I put it in a cup
after that I put some cold water inside the cup with ice
then I took some dish soap and poured a lot of it in there and mixed it all up
and for a finishing touch, I broke off a piece of bar soap and put it in, let it sit for a while and drank it
ofc I spit it out but yeah

this was like 4 years ago so not too long but when i was 12 i thought that beating your meat meant that you pounded your upper dick area so i did that until i looked up "how to masturbate" i was so f**ked up to be frank