The quiet kid origin

Plot twist: they break that too

plot twist: he brings an MP6

plot twist they break the mp6

He Brings the MP7

they break the MP7

he brings the mp40

they break the mp40

he brings the mp1000 which is unbreakable and is chambered in 1000×1000 mm

I was just making a joke. I know guns work. I like in america.

Wow. I'm even more of a dumbass than I thought

thanks bro

An actual MP5? Damn, how’d he get that?

The MP7 is the one we can't get. The MP5 is easier to get, as there are semiautomatic ones out there

It’s not the real MP5, it’s the SP5. HK never imports the good stuff

HK is also woke now

They - oh right. Wasn’t that just their social media manager though? I thought they canned her and released a statement about that

yeah

It is the same gun, with less piccatinny rails, better statistics than clones, AND USES MP5 PARTS. For Americans, it is a MP5. You can make them true MP5's with a better selector/safety if you pay the government enough and change a handgaurd.

You can get anything in America if you pay the government enough of their “extortion money” as Brandon Herrera would say

YO HE MENTIONED AK DADDY
And yes you are correct

Yes I did

EYYY BRANDON HERRERA MY FAV

He’s so good, did you see his buyback vid from a few days ago?

no I gotta see it

A yes a prequel to pumped up kicks

Pumped shotgun

And if that fails, my dad will beat them up with his shotgun.

uh oh watch out

he time travelled to get access to the MP5's early!!!!

Definitely! Its definitely that and not a fire arm! 😁

yeah he hacked the computer files also

bro did not get the joke

Ah, yes. This will indeed be fun.

go get em champ!

Ask your parents for an AR-9. Then work your way up the ladder.

That defeats the purpose of the joke