i don't remember where i found this

Well of course, it’s because he’s a man and she’s a-

Don’t do it

Got it

lawyer: i'd advise you not to finish that joke

Sure thing, Mr. Lawyer

lawyer: great now that'll 1000 dollars please

Uhhhhhh
What

lawyer: you heard me, 1000 dollars

….Fine
💰

lawyer: *looks in bag* you're missing 50 dollars

Uhhhhhhhhh………

Lawyer: because of the attitude add another 100 in there

WHAT????
I invoke the fifth.
And the second.
I follow Law By Mike, so I know that it’s illegal to do that in my state.
I’m hiring a new lawyer.

Ok ok ok
💵

lawyer: thank you for choosing 'F*ck you lawyers* have a nice day

Uhhhhhhhhhh
Thank you?

Lawyer: there is no 5th or 2nd Law By Mike,
How would you rate my service on a scale if one to ten?

Compared to irl lawyers? 10

Agreed PopCet
10/10
No 5th or 2nd?

He said he invoked the 5th and 2nd amendments to the constitution, and that he follows Law by Mike.

Well of course, it’s because he’s a man and she’s a embarrassment

The could use her powers of plot holes and plot armor to confuse the ever living f*ck out of him and stay safe while also being completely deadly. All while making a nice tidy little fight scene

shaggy using 0.1% of his power would win

Yes