this

True

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True pain

Shit when you don't have a dog

You wouldn’t want to step on this

You don’t wanna step on a kid

If they moan I will

💀📸

Wdym I want to

Yes I do

Oh crap the cursed comments, I love those

ALLAHU AKBAR!

a person's dick but your girlfriend is over

A squeaky toy (you have 20 dogs as pets)

I literally thought this exact scene when I saw this lmao

The really accurate figure you made out of your favourite character out of playdough

a used condom lol

Someone else’s dick when it’s just you and your girlfriend in the house

“I thought I closed the refrigerator door!”