WHAT EACH PRO SPORTS PLAYER ICON IS TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW SPORTS AT ALL; TAYLOR SWIFT'S BOYFRIEND; THE GUY FROM THE SUBWAY ADS; THAT GUY ON COVER OF THAT BASEBALL VIDEO GAME; THAT SHORT GUY WHO CHEATED (OFC HE REALLY DIDN'T); THAT BILLIONAIRE WITH THE NIKE SHOES NAMED AFTER HIM; THAT GUY WITH A BABY FACE WHO'S ALSO IN THE SUBWAY ADS