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retard. i mean 72 virgins after i die, in the afterlife. the quran and the sunnah is to be followed when still in THIS world.

retard. i mean 72 virgins after i die, in the afterlife. the quran and the sunnah is to be followed when still in THIS world. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 2y,
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"infinite sex with my 72 wives" ≠ 72 virgins lil bro
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1 up, 2y,
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then they aint virgins lil bro
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i mean when i get the wives idiot
1 up, 2y,
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i thought you're supposed to have only 4 wives lil bro
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incels????
ah yes apparently Allah rewarding his believing men is the same as loser rejects hating women because they pull nobody.
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Rewarding them for what?
You think God has to give men prizes like they were doing the Almighty a favor? By killing people, no less? HIS CHOSEN people? God as a game show, host. How quaint.

I don't see none of these fine gents martyring themselves in defense of women as Gaza is flattened, do you? Who knows how many virgins are getting killed while those big nad swinging manly men run. Like Syria, a decade of war, and it's the men running to hide in Europe while granny and their kid sisters get used for target practice by Assad and all the fighting factions. But hey, as long as they can run around during festive holidays grabbing women they don't know in their host countries, who cares about the women back home, amirite?
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not reading allat
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I'm asking where are the Hamas terrosists are at now?
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i don't know.
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go back to your rabid hivemind at politics stream bro
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You gonna dox me too?

Anywhoo, bedtime. 'Ave a good one, be back in a few.
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i'm not doing that. i'm not that petty
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stop harrassing me bro
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They run out of parachute gliders or something? Is Hamas busy reloading or making a sandwich?
Citizens, hospitals... getting bombed. Where are the terrorists? Is there a shortage of 72s for them?
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israel is the terrorists who bombed the hospitals and houses and they carpet bomb gaza
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go back to the politics stream
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in the dunya, yes. they're no restrictions in Jammah
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in the dunya, there's no restrictions in Jannah
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*piece
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says the one who finds ohio memes funny
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I'm afraid there aren't 72 virgins left in ohio.
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1 up, 2y,
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bro you don't know much about islam
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You'd be surprised...
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well um actually the hoor al ayn(the 72 virgin women in Jannah) say nothing but nice compliments to the believing men.
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Um, actually the Quran doesn't say anything about the virgin's demeanor or infact anything about 72 virgins...
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That's not the quran.
Adding new books to yer bible later on doesn't count.
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we believe in the hadith, which is the narration of what the messenger of Allah, Muhammad(SAW) has said
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Still an added book. Added later on...
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fym "added later on" it was literally being written while he was still alive 💀
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it's not a book as much as it it various narrations, some being strong and some being weak
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I'd have to see it in the actual Quran. Listening to what someone wrote about what the quran mighta ment doesn't count...
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lil homie does not understand the importance of the sayings of rasullah 💀
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Oh else i DO understand and you didn't actually read your holybook...
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ok bro, i'm still reading quran. also, you're not even Muslim! what gives you the right to tell me what religious texts I can and can't read?
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