"Fine. MAY I use the bathroom? "
The teacher: "I don't know, MAY YOU?"
Me: "I give up" *walks out*

Nah, teachers even yell at me for ‘bathroom’. I’ve gotten used to having to say ‘restroom’. Because ‘it doesn’t have a bath’.

i actually wiggle and breath heavily to make it seem urgent

Teacher: I dOn'T kNoW cAn YoU?