A MAN COMES HOME FROM WORK TO FIND HIS WIFE PACKING; HE ASKS "WHERE YOU GOING?", SHE REPLIES "I'M LEAVING YOU, I JUST FOUND OUT I CAN MAKE $200 A NIGHT FOR SEX IN VEGAS"; THE MAN REPLIES "NO KIDDING?" AND STARTS PACKING HIS CLOTHES; THE WIFE SAYS "WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"; HE REPLIES "TO VEGAS WITH YOU...I WANNA SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA LIVE ON $400 A YEAR!"