Happy 40th Anniversary, to the timeless Christmas movie that teaches capitalism is the best economic system, bullies help make us who we are, to always drink your Ovaltine, dropping an F-bomb before the age of 10 is a rite of passage, Lifebuoy soap sucks if used for sucking on, a burlesque leg lamp is superhot if left on too long, guns are cool, shooting your eye out is not cool, never lick a
frozen pole, and Santa can be a huge asshole!
