Hakai! Come down stairs!
There's a new episode of that show you like! Coming!! *trips*; *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* son of a b*tch! *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*; *lands*; ... I... Uhh... Can explain... You earned that one. What? But if you wanna say the F word, let me push you. ...! I'm kidding! ... Probably.
*Helps her up*