7 weeks earlier...
Australia Man was in the Italian Alps, for some reason. He was simply walking around, unphased by the cold.
Australia Man: Damm, this place is big *he notices something* Huh? What's that?
Australia Man looked in the distance and saw a weird big object on the Alps.
It looked like a spacecraft?
Australia Man: What the hell? Is it a space ship or something?
He got closer and about a kilometre away.
Suddenly something started shooting him.
Two shots, both miss.
Australia Man: Bloody-! What was that?!
Two more shots were fired, both misses again.
Australia Man decided he didn't want to play around.
So Aussie, from the a lower mountain about a kilometre away, jumped all the way to the top of the mountain which the spacecraft was on.
When he landed, there were two or three soldiers with suits he never saw before.
Australia Man: Now which one of you shot me earlier.
Aussie started walking towards them
???: Stay back! Or we will fire!
Australia Man: Fine then, fire
The two soldiers looked at each other in confusion, then they looked back and saw he was getting closer, so they unloaded their weapons.