one of mine is "It's temporary"

"And then I slapped that child with a bag of tortillas"

LMFAOO

-Purple, 2022

real

real

absolutely correct

"Shut up Morty! You're 14. You watch videos of people on Youtube reacting to f**king youtube!"

“That’s what she said” -Micheal scott

real

"Do you think if you drink enough milk you just turn into a cow?"
(It's from the FNAF movie /srs)

"When I was five years old, I sat on a banana. and of course that changes my life"

Hugh neutron

oop

"No not the pregnancy machine, the other one!"
And "Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy."

W

THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!!!

-.Baller.

"That cigarette looks like a cock in your mouth" -random lady to my grandpa

no way

It's a true story

"ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck" -Genie

GENIE AHHH <333

REALLLLL <33

Aladdin is like one of the best disney movies let's be fr

HONESTLY
mainly the genie and the songs

real
I love Jasmine and Aladdin too cause they be looking a lil too good

BRO I KNOWWW
had a fat crush on jasmine as a kid 🙏🙏

I wanted to be Jasmine all my life smh
Aladdin was fiiine

realll

and lautie was so iconic
everything in it was mwah

mama odie>>>

idk what they put in that movie to make the character like that
and princess and the frog navine has me on my knees

TIANA BRO 🙏🙏🙏🙏

ray was lowky annoying to me as a kid but when he died I finna cried

nahhh he was cool to me 😭😭

I appreciated him later on and shi but back then I was like "bro shut up"

LMFAOO

yessir
she was a true queen

yuhhh

ABSOLUTE ICON

YUHHHH

THE ALLIGATOR

YOOOO I KNOW BRO

I love disney sm ahh

also I'm in your tag? Big W

yuhhh

ly /p

lym pookie 🤭

aw yay

"listen up everybody, y'all have skibidi rizz?" - random kid from a Tik Tok meme

real

"F**k my watch has Internet
Oh god no
No
No
I'm googling titties again
No"

oop

Penguinz0 out of context is something else

lmfao

lmfao

not again

real

This is just half of my conversations
"Lmao" or something over and over again

especially with me

yep

real

ong

on god

For real

laughing out loud

laughing my ass off

laughing my f**king ass off

facts

truth