Finally got a job

well i hope a containment breach does not happen...............or that will be your last job

cool will you be woking with me?

Maybe

Congrats? I know nothing about the SCP Foundation, but I hope you have fun! don't die!

Bruh if i get a job at the Scp-Foundation i might aswell join the Chaos Insurgency because I LOVE CHAOS

Mom: Just remember to bring your ballistic gear and your .50 cal door-mounted machine gun, k honey?

Congratulations! Just remember:
1. You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
2.The skinny pale guy is kinda shy, so you shouldn't bother him
3.The peanut statue is dangerous, never take your eyes off it.
4. You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Well I...

he looks so cute oml-

YOU BETTER NOT HOPE BUT TO PRAY THAT YOU DONT GET ASSIGNED TO SCP-6101 BUT IF YOU DO SAY GOODBYE

Ya

If you with 6101 you die

Your left a alone

im alone i thank god

You have been assigned to SCP-3312

If that’s the case, I quit

I would rather be assigned to any of the SCP-001 possibilities

at your job that was not a threat

I know

well your gonna die soon

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