Finally got a job

well i hope a containment breach does not happen...............or that will be your last job

Congratulations! Just remember:
1. You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
2.The skinny pale guy is kinda shy, so you shouldn't bother him
3.The peanut statue is dangerous, never take your eyes off it.
4. You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Congrats? I know nothing about the SCP Foundation, but I hope you have fun! don't die!

well your gonna die soon

Well I...

he looks so cute oml-

at your job that was not a threat

I know

👏👏👏👏👏

Mom: Just remember to bring your ballistic gear and your .50 cal door-mounted machine gun, k honey?

cool will you be woking with me?

Maybe

Bruh if i get a job at the Scp-Foundation i might aswell join the Chaos Insurgency because I LOVE CHAOS

You have been assigned to SCP-3312

If that’s the case, I quit

I would rather be assigned to any of the SCP-001 possibilities

YOU BETTER NOT HOPE BUT TO PRAY THAT YOU DONT GET ASSIGNED TO SCP-6101 BUT IF YOU DO SAY GOODBYE

Ya

If you with 6101 you die

Your left a alone

im alone i thank god