Ask Inkperial Lay anything

Astra: when are you gonna take those glasses off

Lay: What do you mean? I’m inkperial, I’ll never take these off!

Astra: the hell you are.

*She reaches for the glasses*

Lay: *jumps back*

You think it’ll be that easy?

Astra: I don't want to hurt you. Just take the glasses off and this'll be over quickly.

Lay: Not gonna happen

*Astra's armor morphs over her clothes*

Astra: then I guess we're doing this the hard way.

Lay: *gets his asper*

Sure are

*Astra gets into a defensive stance but doesn't pull out her spear*

Lay: Heh, I see

*he charges astra, and his pizza cu- I mean asper starts spinning*

*she grabs the asper and stops it spinning*

Astra: maybe fighting an opponent ten times your size wasn't your best idea.

Lay: Shut up!

*he rips his asper out of her hands, and jumps back*

Astra: go ahead. Try to hit me.

Lay: *pounces on her, with asper in hand, but stops right before her neck*

*Astra rips the glasses off of his face without hesitation*

Lay: *is bleeding out and in immense pain*

Astra: how are you bleeding if you don't have blood!?

Lay: *crying on the floor*

(It’s like robotic fluids and stuff)

Why purple face?

WD: UO isn't responding still... Why?

Potato: I didn’t need the glasses but to be honest they kind of fire. Can I try them on?

Ove: where'd you get the drippy shades?

Lay: I forget, but here, do you want a pair?

Ove: sure! *Crunch, crunch, nom, crunch*

Lay: …

Rizu: oh boy! a reason to beat Lay up!

Lay: I’d like to see you try

*Rizu freezes Lay in place with his lil head sticking out of the ice, and she takes the shades off of Lay*

Lay: *has fire and escapes before because of plot*

Rizu: dangit.

Inkperial Supernova: Hello

Lay: Hello

Supernova: I love serving the Inkperials and having 100% free choice, but I don’t like how I have to stuff these glasses underneath my helmet.

Lay: I feel ya, but it’s for the better of the inkperials

Supernova: Indeed. They are very wonderful and not corrupt. Hail the Inkpire.

Lay: I love 100% free will. Hail the inkpire

Supernova: Wouldn’t it be funny if they were actually evil? Haha, I’m glad that’s not the truth.

Lay: Yea

*Supernova creates a portal and leaves*

why does he look like dj woom

jus wonderin

Lay: Idk

But is he part of the inkperials

no

but inkperial woom is

Lay: Makes sense

Wynter: "Aww! You're so cute! Also, this guy gave me these weird glasses and I havent put them on yet. What are they for?"

Lay: Oh, they increase strength and thinking power

Wynter: "Really? Alright, I guess."

*She was hesitant, but she eventually put them on.*

*she feels immense pain all around the glasses*

Wynter: *She grasped her head, panicking.*

*she has thoughts of inkperials, and to serve inkperials*

Wynter: "Ugh... w-what's happening..?"

Lay: You’re an inkperial now

Wynter: *She suddenly stops resisting, and lets go of her head.*

Lay: Hail inkpire

Wynter: "H-hail inkpire..."