2020 WAS NOT THE ONLY INTERESTING ELECTION, REMEMBER THE ELECTIONS OF 2000? 'My fellow Americans, as the new President of France, I will fight hard for the Irish! Oh whatever!"; WHERE DEMOCRATS EMBARASSED THEMSELVES BY THEIR LACK OF READING SKILLS? SO THE MEDIA EMBARASSED THEMSELVES BY LYING ABOUT THE BALLOT'S COMPLEXITY? "We have an actual ballot! Look!"; Racist ballots designed by Russian spies deployed in black neighborhoods; WHICH FORCED BUREAUCRATS TO EMBARASS THEMSELVES TRYING TO INTERPRET VOTER INTENTIONS? "This person voted for every presidential candidate?"; "Anyone that dumb is definitely an Al Gore voter!"; AND DEMOCRAT STRATEGISTS SUGGESTED ELIMINATION OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE? "If we convince the idiot voters the electoral college is racist, we'll only need to campaign in New York and California to win!"