Cant

snip them off

it will hurt

too bad

thats the point

uranium

idk where to buy that

A nice, crisp, honey-like tasting apple!

Idk what that is

That sounds edible

air

cum

who's?

yours

Cant

eat some paper, but first, tear off a small piece and crumple it up, then sprinkle salt on it and you will have basically salty gum

My big fat cock

bet

go onto a crazy persons lawn. with a ton of random plants on it

while on the feild you will encounter a wallnut

pick up the wallnut and eat it (this will take a while)

after consumption.

advance the feild once more

eventually you will reach a peashooter

the peashooter will shoot peas at you while you are on the lawn untill eaten

eat the peashooter.
eventually you will encounter the sunflower

the sunflower is as durable as the peashooter. so you will eat it fast

eventually you will reach a lawn mower

past that lawn mower is your goal: the homeowners brains

walk into the lawn mower and thats it!

Your own shit

No