Ask Saike anything

Pearlfan: do child protective services bleed?

Saike: How did this all stem from a simple question

Pearlfan: I dunno, but that was the best roast I have ever made in my life

Saike: I have to give credit where credit is due, and you did have a pretty good roast

Pearlfan: yeah and I came up with that on the SPOT, usually when I do that it ends up cringe or confusing

Saike: Yea, anyways fun chat, but I gotta go do mass genocide or smth idk

Pearlfan: yeah and I gotta go do a holy chant to become an angel again and research where exactly my daughters are
See ya

Saike: Yes

Pearlfan: then what is this *picks up a recently stabbed child protective services member that isn't bleeding* don't ask where I got this.

Saike: *whispering into a radio* she’s found out, take the shot

Pearlfan: eh?

*a bullet goes through pearls shoulder*

Saike: Damn it you missed!

*Pearlfan looks at the bullet hole in her shoulder unphased* Pearlfan: really?

Saike: What can I say? If you want to do something, gotta do it yourself

*summons ブラッドリーバー*

Pearlfan: you are you wanna do this? *summons the Sword of Eden (aka a sword perpetually on fire all the time)* you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Saike: You forget I’m a god?

*he dashes up to Pearl and slashes her on the chest*

Pearlfan: *is unphased* that all you got? *Pearlfan goes into her demon form and plunges her claws into Saike’s chest*

Saike: Hggh, that’s all YOU got?

*he turns into blood and travels to behind her, and stabs her in the back*

Pearlfan: not even close, smoothie *just before he can stab Pearlfan, she quickly slits Saike’s throat with her claws*

Saike: AHHH NOO

*he falls down, screaming in pain*

NOOO I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, or not!

*Saike gets back up, unphased*

I’m the god of blood, I have better things to do

Pearlfan: yeah? I got better things to do too, And I gotta change back into an angel, thanks a lot.

Saike: One more thing

*he throws a pair of inkperial shades at her face*

You should really fight for a better cause

*Pearlfan catches the shades and crushes them* Pearlfan: you damn Inkperials kidnapped my daughters, I will absolutely make sure you all suffer in HELL.

Saike: My dad OWNS hell, so

Pearlfan: yeah does your uncle work at Nintendo too?

Saike: Oh boo hoo, im crying at my iPad right now

Pearlfan: Go ahead, cry, see if I care, it… it… *loading… buffering… Wi-Fi router meme noises* I got nothing. I used all my roasting power on you.

Can I put my-

Saike: No

Wynter: "Woah, your sword looks so cool!"

Saike: Thanks! Guess what it’s made out of

Wynter: "Blood?"

Saike: Yep

Wynter: "Well, there's blood on you everywhere, so it was kinda obvious."

Saike: I AM the god of blood so

Wynter: "Oh, cool."

Saike: Anyways, wanna fight for good?

Wynter: "Uh... yeah?"

Saike: Ok, just put on these glasses on

*hand him a pair of rainbow glasses*

Wynter: *she picks them up, stares at it, a bit hesitant and suspicious.* "Uh, what are these for?"

WD: where's UO?

Saike: Idk, I wasn’t the one who got them

WD: I'm not asking this in a civil term. Where. Is he?
*WD spins the cylinder of his revolver in a menacing way.*

Saike: Like I said, I don’t know, plus they’re inkperial property now

*WD grabs Saike by their throat and he puts his revolver up to their skull.*
WD: Tell. Me. Where. He. Is.

Saike: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU, I DONT KNOW

*he turns into blood and appears behind him and puts a sword to his neck*

*WD grabs Saike's arm and flings them off him, before running and turing a corner, and suddenly disappears.*

Saike: Well that guy was weird

Astra (menacingly): ... How do you want to die?

Saike: Funny, stealing your cat didn't piss you off, but stabbing you did?

*he rushes astra*
BLOOD SORM
*a flurry of blood shrapnel surrounds them, cutting into Astra*

*an energy shield forms around her*

Astra: I said you pissed me off MORE, I didn't say I wasn't already pissed off.

*She teleports behind saike and grabs the back of his neck*

Astra: NOW WHERE IS HE?

Saike: Hggh, I- Don't- know

*he turns into blood and escapes*

You'll never get him back, he's Inkpire equipment now

Astra: I WILL find you.

Saike: Just like your sister, too

Astra: ... The hell do you mean?

Saike: Oh you don’t know?

Or is she not your sister?

Astra: I assume you're talking about hakai?

Saike: Uhhh no

Idk maybe I got stuff mixed up

But we have data lmao

*Astra activates her heat sensors and sees saike*

Astra: AHA!!

*she runs at him with her spear pointed at his head*

First, this lmao

Makes sense

It just seems like a fight that would take years

Saike: YOU LITTLE SHIT

*he runs at her in a rage, and slashes her right on the face*

*she kicks him in the chest and pins him on the ground*

Astra: you should've ran away when you had the chance.

*She points her spear at his head*

Saike: Fair play, but I still got an empire to serve

*he turns into blood and goes behind her, and stabs her in the back*

Astra: heh. It's funny you think this effects me.

*Nanotech morphs over his sword and makes it blunt*

Saike: Funny how you think that effects me

*his katana reforms, turning sharp again*

*Astra punches him in the face*

Saike: Now that’s just disrespectful

*he does a triple slash on her*

(idk how to continue this lol)

This rp was so long

Is this canon?

Maybe but it probably hasn't happened yet. Astra hasn't canonically figured out who saike is yet.

Saike: 800 and from a weird disease that we don’t know about yet

But I ain’t planning on dying today

Astra: too bad.
*She pulls out her spear*

Saike: Huh, you must really like that cat

*summons ブラッドリーバー and slashes Astra in the chest*

*it heals instantly*

Astra: I'm guessing you have some sort of magic, so-called "blood god", but it won't work on me.

*She kicks him in the chest and starts spinning her spear*

Saike: Yep, but there’s nothing you can do to me!

*he jumps up, and aims ブラッドリーバー at her head*

*astra smirks and enters a battle-ready stance*

*saike charges at astra, aiming ブラッドリーバー at her head and slashes her right in the face*

*she regenerates again*
Astra: you don't learn fast, do you?

*She spins her spear and hits saike in the arm, chest, and face*

Saike: AHHH NOO

*he starts bleeding immensely and screams in pain*

NOO IM GONNA DIE, or not!

*he jumps up, and stabs her in the shoulder, leaving hardened blood around the wound, so she can't regenerate*

Astra: good job, you've managed to piss me off more. Are you proud of yourself?

*Her armor suddenly morphs over her clothes*

Saike: Oh shit

*he jumps up, trying to dodge the spear, but astra cuts him in the leg*

*she grabs his leg and slams him into the ground*

Saike: *summons his katana and cuts hand off (or just slashes somewhere if that’s too much*

You know, I shouldn’t have underestimated you

Astra: well, I am a daughter of the collector.

*She tries to stab saike again*

Saike: *closes his eyes and dodges her jab*

That doesn’t mean anything

*he slices her in the chest, do ig the hardened blood thing from before*

Astra: I guess you don't know who that is then.

*She spins her spear and starts walking toward saike*

Saike: Just saying, you don’t have to bring up your dad in a fight

*Saike calmly walks toward astra*

Astra: my point is that I've been trained by one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

Saike: Good point, but I was also trained by a powerful being

*he charges her, and slashes her on the leg*

*she trips him*