POV: Your oc sees this at 3am

Matt: What the f- IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING! WHO IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? GIVE BACK THE MAYO!

Lay: no my mayo

*Reaches for mayo*

Lay: *hisss*

NO my mayo

*Sighs*

Matt: listen, cat thingy. just get outta my house and you can keep the Mayo.

Lay: *shovels more mayo into his mouth*

ok

*Lightly tosses out window*

Matt: Alright. don't come back. unless you want someone dead. then come back during day

*leaves to sleep*

Lay: *falls asleep eating mayo in the street*

Bloodshed: "What the- WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE MY MAYO?!"

Lay: no miy mayo

Bloodshed: "Who payed for it though?"

Lay: I don know

but it’s min now

Bloodshed: "GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW, FELINE!"

Lay: *hissss* no

Bloodshed: "I'll give you soap if you give it back!"

Lay: i watt mayo rn

Bloodshed: "C-could you maybe... share the mayo please?"

Lay: *shoveling mayo into his mouth*

no

Bloodshed: *grabs the mayo jar and tugs it* "GIVE IT BACK NOWWWW!!!"

Lay: *pulls back and runs away*

NO

Bloodshed: "MY MAYO!"

*starts chasing Lay*

Lay: *running away fastly*

NOMYMAYO

Bloodshed: *sighs* "Fine, you can have it."

Lay: YEAAAS

Bloodshed: "I guess I kinda overreacted. Anyways, who are you?"

Lay: lay, who you

Bloodshed: "I'm Bloodshed, but my friends call me Casey."

Lay: huh ok

Astra: ... This is a better obsession than soap.

Lay: its not obession, it snak

Astra: what is the soap then?

Lay: obsession

Astra: bruh

Lay: my first sentence was abiout the mayo

Astra: -_-

Lay: don judge me, I just downed 14 jars of mayo

Astra: WHAT

Lay: I wanted a minight snek

Astra: HOW IS 14 JARS A SNEK

Lay: yes

Mirror Blook: "Clean your mouth. *whispering* also i stole this soap from Rizu don't tell though"

Lay: Oh

WHY RIZU HAS BEEN BLAMING ME FOR STEALING HER SOAP WHEN I BOUGHT MY OWN AND I DIDNT WANT BEEF BUT I ATE SOAP AND WHYYYYYYYY

Rizu: ._. Lay what are you doing?

Lay: mmmgh mayo

*Rizu looks sick*

Lay: *shoveling mayo into his mouth*

Rizu: *throws up*

Lay: no

Rizu: that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen… *gag*

Lay: I've eaten soap and you didn't throw up

but mayo?

Rizu: soap is different, Mayo is disgusting….

Lay: nuhuh