If your mom is here, tell that mothermasturbator this "direct hit yo mama joke"
YOU ARE SO FAT WHEN A YOU WERE AT THE BEACH A WHALE SAID WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE SO MORBIDLY OBESE THAT YOU CANNOT NOT GET INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A COMICALLY LARGE FORKLIFT
BUT IF YOU DO THAT YOU'LL BREAK A HOLE THROUGH THE GROUND MAKING A PLACE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANA TRENCH! BITCH!