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"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall."
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that he was an egg

Okay.

Roughly 150,000 die every day, 54,750,000 per year, the Zodiac Killer might still be alive, The Euphrates River is drying up, there are wildfires in Hawaii, Alaska is not only flooding but global warming is so bad that the glaciers there are melting,

But you care most that Humpty Dumpty a fictional character may not have been an egg.

"Santa Clause scares me"
Yeah no shit, Santa is related to a Christian holiday (Christmas) so obviously you'd be scared of anything holy seeing as you commited the insanely sinful act of bestiality.

It was an accident.

You didn't f**king SAY it was when it happened, if anything you PURPOSELY let him in the shower with you.

No. He hid in the shower. There were fireworks

YOU STILL SAW HIS SNOUT AND TONGUE MOVING TOWARDS YOUR VA**NA AND JUST LET HIM START EATING YOU OUT INSTEAD OF SHOVING YOU AWAY

If you saw what happened you'd think it was an accident

Mhm, sure. I'm willing to bet my left eye and right leg you had a long f**k session with him in the shower and just let him eat you out to get him acted up first.

No. Dogs mouths are dirty and I would never let that happen. I don't want to get an infection.

You never mentioned the filth of dogs p**ises, I'm adding my left hand onto the bet that you had a long f**k session with your dog.

I'm also adding half the blood in my left arm into the bet that you had a f**k session with your dog, then sold his organs or semen to make a quick buck to get some money to treat the infection.

I would not do that. It was an accident.

Says the pussy who deletes her comments

Shut up dog f**ker

The big bad wolf is coming for that Dussy.

Pile of shit sounds kinky
Shit on me mommy

That was a joke

Dawn when you tell her that claiming that 8egging a female to defecate on her was a joke 2 months after saying it doesnt justify it

I did that to get a funni speech bubble

ew
feces fetishizing attention seeker
get away from me

Dawn you were spitting fire bars when you said that a red-haired 16yo tiktok female claiming to be jewish was more correct than actual jewish religious scriptures while spewing heterophobic misogynistic cisphobic arguments too

Cisphobia and heterophobia aren't real.

Also she was Jewish.

So telling someone to kill themselves simply 8ecause they were cisgender or heterosexual isn't cispho8ia or heteropho8ia?

Tell me when I did that

I never said you did, but if that isn't cisphobia or heterophobia then what the f**k is it?

Wishing I was that floor and trashcan you pissed on rn