"No one owns the Fed" so we have to have Central Bank Digital Currency to shut up political dissent

Less than 1% of the day's banking transactions were affected, but watch this become the crisis of epic proportions to justify the full implementation of Central Bank Digital Currency. Just in time for the benevolent Artificial Intelligence Board of Governors to freeze all political contributions to the opposition in our next Presidential election, and to freeze the assets of all who dare to question authority.