boys/men are lucky because we can stand while peeing

W

W so big it’s on quaxlys head

Well:
A) I'm resistant to the cold.
2) I have a plastic toilet seat, not a porcelain one, and plastic warms up faster than porcelain by my experience.
And D) Before I had my toilet seat replaced, I would have found this relatable, but then I just got used to those quick butt freezing temperatures from the porcelain throne...

THE PORCELAIN THRONE

I still find it relatable though only because I have ~3 toilets and I only replaced 1 of them!

LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

my butt is practically made of fire

A, 2 and D
makes sense

I did that on purpose fyi

Home alone ref?

hey buudy, you might have misspelled... something

You too!

Also, can you please come and say hi??

i left u a memechat message

I'm from the north, so I don't think that io could relate to this meme.

I'm from the north-east-mostly-east part of NA, so kinda relatable...

I can relate fr

ayo

What did he say?

he said his a** was hot (temp)

oh.
oh...

i love hot asses

(Ô_ŏ)?

yes daddy do it harder oh yes

i had voice to text on bro

BRO???

sorry i had voice to text on

lmao

More better than saying my ass or butt

XD

Zoo Wee Mama! That would be cold for sure!! all this potty talk makes me hungry!