"he committed breaking and entering!"
"meh minor crimes"
"while braking and entering i broke his vent and got hurt and they did nothing to hurt me at all, it was all me."
"the worst crime you are sued for injuring someone!"
The court where i live is on drugs. A thief tries to break into a building by crawling through the Vents. The Vents collapse. He falls and gets hurt. He sues for his injuries. The court grants his claim.