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Inkperial Blood (contribution to inkperial era)

Inkperial Blood (contribution to inkperial era) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Sitting on the couch, lay is just watching tv, when suddenly the news pops up. The news anchor talks about how Kitius and other planets have been taken over by the inkperial forces.

Lay: Astra, have you seen this?

Astra: This happened a while ago, you're watching a recording

Lay: WAT?

Lay quickly switches the channel to the current news, seeing the Limitless devourer fight the tripod

Lay: Whoa what is going on?

Astra: That was yesterday

Lay: H o w

Lay switches the channel to a news anchor talking about the weather

Astra: Thats today

Lay: Wow. So there’s nothing going on today?

Astra: Nope

News anchor: The weather is very nice today, in the citadel. But in this area of Kitius, it will be very rainy with a sign of storm.

Lay: I’m gonna go to Kitius to buy soap

Astra: No, you’re not. I know you like they’re soap but did you forget the INKPERIALS???

Lay: Oh yea, I forgot haha

Astra: HOW???
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Walking through the streets of The Citadel, Lay clutches 50 dollars in his paw, and holds it tight, since he’s in a crime heavy area with a huge bounty

Criminal: Hey, you

Lay: What?

Criminal: You got a pretty big bounty for a small little cat

Lay forms his Asper into his hands

Lay: So what?

Criminal: You seem like easy money

2 more people walk out of the alley

Criminal: They want you dead or alive so you probably want the la-

Lay swiftly slashes the guy, jumps off, and hits the two other guys

Lay: Go do something else, idiots

Watching nearby, a mysterious figure watches

???: Stronger than he looks, eh?
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Later, he finally gets to the bath and body works

Lay: Thanks!

Employee: No, Thank you!

Lay walks out with his ton of soap, eating a bar of tropical fun. Lay starts drifting off, thinking about how it sucks they discontinued chocolate chocolate chip when suddenly a figure started following him. Lay noticed immediately and kept watch, making sure he didn’t make any moves. Suddenly, he talks

???: Hey, this you?

He holds up Lays bounty poster

Lay: Yea. You wanna try and take my bounty?

???: Heh, maybe. But you could be a better cause

Lay: What? You think I’ll help you?

???: Not willingly

The figure steps out of the shadows

Lay: Who even are you?

???: I have many names, the worst god, the puppet master, but you can call me Saike
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Lay: Saike? Thats a stupid name

Saike: YOU'RE NAMED AFTER A BRAND OF CHIPS SO WHOS THE REALLY STUPID ONE??

Lay: FOR YOU'RE INFORMATION, IM NAMED AFTER AN ACRONYM

Saike: OH REALLY, AN ACRONYM, SO COOL, WHO CARES!

Lay: Well why don't we see who has the better name and better fighting skill

Saike: Ok! You'll be easy, you're just a robot cat who eats soap

Lay: Don't forget that bounty!

Saike: Whatever! ブラッドリーバー!

Saike draws a red katana with spiked maroon pattern from seemingly nowhere

Lay: What??

Saike: Have you never had a history lesson? Im Waru Chi Saike, The Blood God!

Lay: Wait, so that sword is...

Saike: Yep, pure blood
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Lay stands there terrified, wondering where he got that blood. He jumps at Saike, and tries to slash at him, but Saike dodges out of the way, grabs his asper, and throws him into a wall

Lay: Ugh.. much stronger than you look

Saike: Im a god, you think i'm weak?

Lay: Didn't say that, you're just not stronger than me!
Forme 2!

Lay shifts and starts zipping around the alley, trying to hit him with his double asper, but he isn't able to hit him. Saike slashes Lay right in the chest. He flies into a wall, cracking most of it.

Saike: Listen, I don't have all day, so make this easy, I don't want to bang you up

Lay: No! I'll be dead when you get to me!

Saike: Alright then. Blood storm.

A flurry of blood surrounds Lay, bashing him about, but Lay is able to jump out and get hit by Saike with ブラッドリーバー.

Lay: Why?

Saike: Oh yea, that reminds me

Saike takes out something that Lay can't see. He realizes what he's holding

Lay: Wait NO-

Saike throws something on Lays face and it locks in

Lay: AAAAHHHHH NOOO

He starts feeling the pain, and he screams in agony, screaming for help
But he feels the tightening, and his mind slipping away

Lay: Hail Inkpire
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Somebody's Going To Die Tonight | image tagged in somebody's going to die tonight | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Astra:
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Ruh roh
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After what happened with Ripley, how could you not see this coming.
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Makes sense
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More so because he had agonizing pain and felt like he died
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... yeah
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Yeah but Astra doesn't know that yet, all she knows is that he's missing
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But when she finds out...
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minor inconvenience
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