Australia Man was stunned and sad. Not only he lost a battle, but the few things that could likely keep up with him disappeared...
Australia Man: ...
The cold wind didn't faze him, neither did the low amount of oxygen.
Australia Man: Oh I'll get revenge... I'll get revenge... Imma go home and start a barbie
He went home and invited his neighbours to a barbecue. It sure didn't seem like the moment to have a barbecue but he got everyone feeling better.
After the barbecue, everyone left... It was late afternoon, sunday...
He looked at his fist, knowing dam well that whatever he was going to do was stupid.
He picked up his phone and called a friend which was one of the best Astronomers.
Australia: Ay mate, could ya locate those andperials? Inkperials? Whatever. What? Dont'cha got spare time? Come on. Thanks champ, see ya.
He closed the phone, he went to sleep and certainly didn't feel that good.
The next day, he received about 57 phone calls, 1637 messages and 14273 emails.
Aussie: Bloody hell...
His shock suddenly disappeared as he noticed all the messages said the same thing: We have located them.
In a fraction of a second he dropped the phone, got dressed, brushed his teeth, dumped a big one, caught the phone and dashes outside his house.
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