like ik they want to show its bad but theyre are doing the very thing they hate

They also said Super Meat Boy was bad for some reason

smb was a good game

*Mr stifled the smile*

He chuckled.

*Mr couldn't really think of what to say*

Mr: "That actually is pretty ironic."

"I know..'

Mr: "Well.. uh.. what about now? What is it you like to do?"

"Oh...run my technology company, relax, ponder on when I helped Alexa draw trees when she was around...6.'

Mr: "Aw..."

Alexa blushed out of embarrassment.

McCland: "You know..her first words were beep." He chuckled, coughing afterwards.

Mr: "Hehehe.."
*He looked over at Alexa and quickly composed himself*

"Daaaaaaaaaaad..."

"Also, when she was a toddler, she-she tried to grab her tail allll the ti-time.'

*Mr struggled to repress a smile*

Alexa groaned, embarrassed.

Mr: "oh. I'm.. sorry to hear that."

"It's okay, it inspired me to raise a family of my own, and I created this beautiful little dear."

Mr: "Aw, that's so sweet."

"I love her more than anything else. I'd give my life to protect her, and I hope you would do the same.'

Mr: "Absolutely."

"Go-o-o-ood.."

*Mr looked a bit concerned at his voice skipping*

"Ahem, sorry, my voice box is damaged as well. Another injury was my legs, which explains the wheelchair, as I'm unable to handle my own weight.'

Mr: "Ah.."

"Hah...I'm a multi-billionaire, but I'm unable to repair myself...ironic.." He coughed. "You see..I'm an old model, and old models like me are unable to..change bodies.'

"COPS I SWEAR THE GOAT BOT IVE BEEN GROWING IS PERFECTLY LEGAL"
wait
Alexa is a goat
Wouldn't that make Mr
OH NOOOOO
WOULD THAT MAKE MR
A ZOO

IT'S OKAY CAUSE SHES MOSTLY ROBOT

you're right
Phew almost had a moment there
Anyway continue the conversation

"Well, my full name is Minor caretaking Cooking, Loving, and Nourishing Device."

Mr: "..uhm, is there any name you go by?"

"McCland."

Mr: "Nice to meet you, McCland."
*He held out his hand for a handshake*

He tried to reach out, twitching a little bit. His hand was shaky.

Mr: "McCland? Are you ok?"

"Yes. You see...I lost my owners in a house fire, a fire in which I was damaged beyond repair."

Mr, thinking: oh God what if he doesn't like me oh no wait what if he doesn't approve of our relationship oh no
Alexa: "You ok honey?"
Mr: "oh, uh, yeah."
Mr's vitals: Emotions: nervous, scared

Alexa: *opens door to a unrepairably destroyed robot in a wheelchair*

Mr's Vitals: Emotions: Relieved, calm
Robot or protogen/what Alexa is?

A normal robor

Ah
Mr: "Nice to meet you, Sir. I'm Mr. Yes, that's right."

McCland: "Mister....?"

Mr: "Yeah. Dumb name, I know."

"No last name?'

Mr: "Hm? Oh, yes. My full name is Mr Mystery Gentleman. Again, strange, I'm aware."
*Wait if he's a robot and Alexa is a protogen did he like take a goat and mix it with human and robot or what
If he made her was she made fully mature or as a baby*

(Nah he was poor at the time, and the cheapest organic being he could use to build Alexa was a goat

And she was created as a baby and grew)

BAHAHAHAHAHA
Alexa, Measuring Mr's vitals: 150 bpm, Blood Pressure high, emotion: excited/aroused
Alexa: "Mr, you ok?"
Mr: "Oh, yeah, I'm fine."
He really does feel fine when exerting himself, as again, he strong

He's just holding her by the thighs looking up

The only thing that would really get him that tired by carrying her is a piggyback ride and even then it would take a long time to tired him a little

Nah

His heart fast from staring at her cake

NAW HE DOESN'T DO THAT
he is a holy man
Well
He's not that religious
But still
All she needs is to like kiss him by surprise to make his heart race

Hah

Yeah he's jacked but looks unassuming

I'd imagine Mr would think that her dad would be big and menacing

Which is funny cause her dad is a nearly destroyed robot on life support

I mean he wouldn't think he would be a monster but like he'd be scared that he'd be disapproving of their relationship (it's his first one)

He'd like Mr

Mr, besides having the mask ability, actually has another strange ability. He can render himself in pixel, digital, and paper. He can choose between being colored or not, but has no color control besides that

Like acts normal

Oh I'm sorry
Not clinically insane enough for you??

OJ: "Yes"

Mr: "I don't really know what to tell you."

they protest against things that are harmless

They thought he was made of processed meat (he's not he was born with no skin)
Also did you hear about what Super Meat Boy did in response?

Yeah

It was hilarious

Put them in their place

Yeah

Also, you think human OJ and Mr would be friends

Also what is Alexa's canon height, weight, and is she the jealous type of person or is she chill (Mr would never cheat)

Alexa is 5'5, around 345 pounds, and she's chill

Women are always on about men needing to be 6'4" or something MR IS ONE INCH TALLER THAN HER
Also Mr carries her a lot which probably contributes to his strength
And good

Yeah

That's a lot of steel she's packing

Mr, carrying her: "Aw, you're light as a feather!"
Mr, thinking: "STAY STRONG FOR HER STAY STRONG FOR HER STAY STRONG FOR HER"
I bet she actually knows it requires a great amount of strength to carry her and that Mr actually exerts a lot of his strength to carry her in a way that looks like it requires no effort, which probably makes her love him more

The dumptruck weighs her down 😔

The only picture of human oj I've seen is the one that leads the rebel force and that's all I know abt jer

She's chaotic, violent, but calm

Bipolar syndrome:
Mr tries to make friends with pretty much everyone

She might tolerate him

"tolerate"?? HES A CHARMING PRESENCE!!

She finds normal people boring