"your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet, and a womans face too."
"aw thats rad"
"it was waiting in the bushes for us. It ripped off your dads face. He was screaming something awful. In fact there was this huge mess and we had to change the floors."
"the floors?"
"You see, his blood, it drained into the boards and i had to change 'em. We all got a chicken woman duck thing waiting for us. everyday i worry all day...."
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