“Ducc-The-Ultimate dies after deepthroating a duck” Who’s next?

Drizzy drizzes too hard and dies

Oh hey blue

KUDDawg kills himself

*KYSDawg

TheHugePig eats a cupcake

KSDawg is sealed away

Shade

shade gets hit by a jade

-giraffe- hits a tree with his head and receives critical brain damage

if _L. gets added make him take too many Ls

how did cocky balls die

TheHugePig meets an angry huge pig

angry *bird

SCP-300 meets an SCP