Okay so what you're gonna wanna do is set up a camera, find their routine, make a plan to break into the neighboring house, let's say 72603 Heartmond Lane, break the left side window in the children's room at 2:37 AM, the child would be in their parents room. Bring a Bowie Knife with you just in case, but dash to the kitchen, open the closet double left to the oven, find some whole wheat bread, and cook a sandwich. Once done, eat it quickly and dash back out the window at precisely 2:44 AM. Run back into the shed and shut the door quietly. There's your advice.
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