Australia Man(story in comments)

Blook: So, think you can silence that guy?
*He points to Floridian Blook*
Blook: He's been annoying me for a while. He thinks he's stronger than any Australian.

Australia Man: Depends if I feel like it

Heya, I'm an aussie. I don't work, i drink coffee every day and fight meanies.

I started this sort of "hero" thing way back when I was 26, I trained hard and got my reputation over 5 years... Since then, my life has gotten boring.

I wake up, drink coffee, put on my hat and go out hunting someone.

At this point it's not even that much fun... At least I don't one punch them. Instead it's a short fight where they almost never hit me.

Being an Australian is something, being the Strongest Australian is something else.

Sure being strong is fun... but it gets rather boring. Same old tactics, same old combinations, they never change.

I mean *sips coffee* I am strong, also the protector of this place or planet *sips coffee*

Ay champ, could ya get me some more coffee, thanks mate

Anyways back to me, *walks out of bar* I encounter strong people everyday, but not nearly strong enough...

Like that guy, tranna run towards me. He's dumb isn't he?
*He starts fighting him*

https://youtu.be/NGXIa7DMwS8?si=ZMxJ_0VgEYPA65Cq

I mean as you just saw, I do fight but... *sips coffee* it aint lastin long.

So yeah, I protect Robloxians, at least what I can protect... *sips coffee*

But sometimes, like that big robot over there, things that aren't that easy to get rid of appear

So I just got to go to them and just
https://youtu.be/iGKhuAU5tUI?si=yLSdiyz1-nUVUZyC

Yeah and my day ends here. Nothing else, nothing much. Just bored everyday.

I sit on the mountains, i observe as multiple people fight... Knowing damm well that they are too weak to pose any real struggle to me...

Oh G'Day champ, how ya going? Good? Nice to hear mate. See ya

Sorry for that, anyways, I heard about these "Inkperials" or whatevs, they plan on doing something... that to be honest, I don't really care unless the entire planet is in danger.

Good night mate, see y'all around