The defrosting is almost complete, run while you still can

314 views • 1 upvote • Made by PenguinUnknown 1 year ago in fun

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ThatOneCringeGuy
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
It's too late. Even if we started now, we wouldn't get far. It'll appear everywhere we go. We. Can't. Escape. The. Defrosting. We will find Mariah wherever we go and will be the top globally! Our only hope is to hide, But the people will sing this everywhere. We can't escape it. We can only hide from it.
PenguinUnknown
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We have been working on counters for the brain melting music Mariah releases, but we haven't gotten to test it. We're going to hope it works. For now the boat has been sailing at full speed back to land.
ThatOneCringeGuy
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
Nov 4th 2023:

I was wrong about what I said, Mariah is nowhere near top 50. We may or may not be able to escape, just barely though. It will still appear everywhere we go. That'll always remain as a fact, but if we just blast actual good music, we might drown the horrid Christmas songs out of our ears, but we'll just have to wait and see.
PenguinUnknown
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
We found a solution. The special headphones we designed didn't counter Mariah Carey, but with a little modification, it worked. We made a few changes and now the headphones will play music loud enough to drown out Mariah Carey's singing.
ThatOneCringeGuy
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
What music will we choose?
PenguinUnknown
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
Your choice
ThatOneCringeGuy
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
Why don’t we piss them off with a YTP style parody of that awful song! It could be like that “jump in the caac” meme but Mariah Kerry!
PenguinUnknown
0 ups, 1y, 1 reply
Sounds like a great idea!
ThatOneCringeGuy
0 ups, 1y
Alright! It’s settled! We are fighting back from the defrost!

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THE DEFROSTING HAS ALMOST FINISHED. IT SEEMS THAT NOTHING CAN STOP THE DEFROSTING. THE ROOM MARIAH CAREY IS KEPT IN IS SO COLD, THAT WATER VAPOR IS TURNING STRAIGHT INTO ICE. THE ROOM IS SO COLD, THAT ICE IS BEING CREATED OUT OF THIN AIR! WE ARE EVACUATING THE FACILITY. THE ESCAPE BOAT IS ARRIVING AS I WRITE THIS. IT SEEMS NOTHING CAN PREVENT THE DEFROSTING.