Ok…let’s see….
Well.She has two faces,why can’t she make one of them pretty? She must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.I really f**king want to punch her but I don’t want to improve the look on her face.I wonder where she’s been all our lives.If she tells us,I hope she wouldn’t mind returning there.I want to go back in time and change one thing: the direction I was going.I really hope her parents unders5and that two wrong don’t make a right!Light travels faster than sound,which is why she seemed bright until she spoke.She’s lucky that mirrors can’t talk.In fact,she’s lucky they can’t laugh either!Every time I think she can’t get dumber she proves me wrong! Anyway,I want to roas5 her more but burning trash is bad for the environment.