VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS IS EXPERIENCING BOTTOM OF THE BARREL RATINGS INSIDE THE DEM PARTY, AND SO THE INCREASINGLY DESPERATE DNC SET FORTH WITH ANOTHER; ATTEMPT AT AN IMAGE REBOOT EFFORT JUST AS HER LATEST CHIEF SPEECHWRITER RESIGNS IN DISGUST. SO FOR THE EVENTUAL REPLACEMENT WE ISSUE A HANDY MENTAL LUBRICANT FOR YOUR WRITING EFFORTS.
